Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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