Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
The beer is more important than you right now.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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