Sry I called you an 8
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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