wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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