just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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