You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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