Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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