i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
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