sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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