a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Did we literally take a cab across the street
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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