Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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