"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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