It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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