BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
