We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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