I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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