i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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