It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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