i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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