So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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