I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
