So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I think your dad took our porno
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
