he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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