I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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