I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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