you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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