I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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