i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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