you guys were way drunker than both of me
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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