How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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