i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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