You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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