my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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