The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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