I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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