He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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