so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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