every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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