So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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