don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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