i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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