Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I would fuck him just for his dog
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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