Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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