Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
i think i just lost a toe
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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