How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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