Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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