Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
