Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
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