i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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