you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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